About me
4.0 in Northern Ireland Tennis
Adept at gong gi gong. Wandered the Earth, attaining enlightenment at the age of 54. Created my own kung fu systema at the age of 50. Possess limitless muscle contraction capabilities. My bowling average is 93. Possess the uncanny ability to act out tourettes syndrome at will, and currently training in the art of Assburger syndrome. Because I'm ambidextrous I comb my hair to either the left or the right side depending on my mood. I practice exemplary hygiene because I smell my fingers before eating.
Hobbies
anal retentiveness, mental telepathy, telekinesis, walking my cat on a leash
Interests
electric violin, making music by tapping cans on rocks,staying out of public places where people are venting out their colostomy bags