WTF happend in Leremy!?!?!?

A little, angry cowboy went into a booth asking: Who TF did paint me horse in green colour? - No one cared to listen, so he insisted: You damn folks tell me who painted me horse green! Or the same thing that happend in Leremy will happen here, dare you! - A little mumbling, then one big and evil looking Bandido stood up questioning: Well pal, what did happen in Leremy? go tell! - the little man sprinted to his horse yelling: Well in Leremy I rode home on a green horse!!!

My boyfriend used to tell this little story in childhood. His parents where quite mean, though telling the story wrong in different ways each time he started, they always wanted to hear it and laugh at his attemps to tell it all right.... Well, he's a mighty fine guy now, so no damage done ;)