The Queen of the Cosmos

Yes...I'm sorry I forgot to describe the nuclear football. This is something the U.S. president carries with him at all time in case he needs to release nuclear weapons. I don't know why it's called a nuclear football...possibly because it's shaped like a football (an American football, of course) Naturally, the queen also has a nuclear football. I assume Medvedev has one, too, perhaps shaped more like a bear than a football.